If you’ve never heard of @Honest Toddler…you are missing out! It is by far the most hilarious parenting twitter account out there. (in my opinion!) All tweets and Facebook posts are from the perspective of a todder, which keeps me and the hubs entertained after long days with the kiddos.
Today was a particularly scrappy day though for Honest Toddler, as there seemed to be a twitter beef about appropriate snacks with @Sanctibaby. Though Sanctibaby was clearly judging other kids for eating saltines, aka sodium crackers…Honest Toddler had some impressive comebacks.
I’ll let you scroll the thoroughly entertaining exchange…that totally made my day by the way.
JEALOUS RT @sanctibaby: Toddler at the park is eating sodium biscuits eloquently named “Salt-ines.”
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
.@HonestToddler Haha. Don’t worry. When all of the junk food catches up to you I’ll be sure to hold vigil.
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
.@sanctibaby You won’t be holding anything. Not with those weak infant vegan arms.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
.@HonestToddler Hilarious. You are exactly the kind of person who would have benefited from delayed cord clamping. #BrainNeedsBlood
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
.@sanctibaby At least my cord got cut
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
.@sanctibaby I’m just saying. When you go down the slide, does your mom have to come with you?
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
Funny! Made me laugh too.
After the week I’ve had, I needed a laugh.
hahaha!! Man, the things people come up with…
Haha! I can’t believe I missed this—I am obsessed with Honest Toddler! Makes my day every day. 🙂 Thanks for sharing!